Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God

Atheist: I didn’t think you existed God.
God: I know.
Atheist: I asked Christians to prove your existence. If they did, I would have believed.
God: Did not Jesus say: Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God?
Atheist: Yes. I heard of that.
God: What does that mean to you?

Atheist: It means that no one can force you into something.
God: Yes. Now, why would you think I would appear like a genie?
Atheist: I never thought of it that way.
God: Do you know the passage: And you shall seek me, and find me, when you shall search for me with all your heart?
Atheist: Yes, that means if I sought you with all my heart, you would have showed yourself to me.

God: Exactly my son. If you would have sought me with all your might, I would have revealed myself to you in My own timing.
Atheist: I am sorry. I should have done that.
God: You used all of your might criticizing those who believed in me. You used vulgar language is describing me. You denied me. Now, son, I must regretfully deny you.
Atheist is released in hell by God’s Angels.
Satan (laughing): You did not think I existed either.