Demon: Master, your plan is working very well. Those fools think there is no God.
Satan: Did I not tell you—if you sexually or physically abuse children, an atheist is born?
Demon: Well, you were right.
Satan: This is why I am charge. I am always right.
Demon (laughs) Won’t they be surprised when they die—first they see God and then us. If they had crap, they would be crapping their pants.
Satan and the Demon laugh.
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