Satan's Message to Non-Believers

Satan: Hi kids. This is your leader. I know you do not believe in me, but I believe in you. I want to thank you for telling everyone that God does not exist---that helps me tremendously because God sends souls down to me almost immediately for that offense. Also, thank you for tattooing your bodies---God hates that too…..and oh, thanks for cheating on your spouses, committing same-sex acts, cross dressing, murder, rape, & sexual promiscuity. See you soon! I’ll keep the fire on for you.