Sunday, August 23, 2009

Is atheism and crime linked?

Sweden: 85% atheist
USA: 78.5% Christian

The 9,000,000 inhabitants of Sweden reported 1,250,000 offences to the authorities in Sweden.

USA (2007) 301,621,157 inhabitants. Criminal offenses: 11,251,828

Does atheism lead to higher incidents of crime? Do the math!! Clearly, atheists have a proclivity for criminal activity.

Without a belief in God, we would all be doomed.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Make a Choice!

Atheist: I hate God.
Jesus: I love you daughter.
Atheist: I hate God
Jesus: I love you daughter.
Atheist dies and goes to hell.
Satan: I hate you daughter. I am going to destroy you.

Make a choice: Heaven or hell?

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Homosexual Grief

God hates sin, but loves all His children. Repent and be saved. Drugs, alcohol, and denial will not bury your shame gay men, only by coming to Christ, will you be saved and freed from your prison. Truly, I say to you all, have you ever truly met a happy older gay person? When you are no longer attractive to the same sex, you will only have your sinful thoughts and life to live with.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God



Atheist: I didn’t think you existed God.
God: I know.
Atheist: I asked Christians to prove your existence. If they did, I would have believed.
God: Did not Jesus say: Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God?
Atheist: Yes. I heard of that.
God: What does that mean to you?

Atheist: It means that no one can force you into something.
God: Yes. Now, why would you think I would appear like a genie?
Atheist: I never thought of it that way.
God: Do you know the passage: And you shall seek me, and find me, when you shall search for me with all your heart?
Atheist: Yes, that means if I sought you with all my heart, you would have showed yourself to me.

God: Exactly my son. If you would have sought me with all your might, I would have revealed myself to you in My own timing.
Atheist: I am sorry. I should have done that.
God: You used all of your might criticizing those who believed in me. You used vulgar language is describing me. You denied me. Now, son, I must regretfully deny you.
Atheist is released in hell by God’s Angels.
Satan (laughing): You did not think I existed either.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Satan and Demon Discussing Atheism.

Demon: Master, your plan is working very well. Those fools think there is no God.
Satan: Did I not tell you—if you sexually or physically abuse children, an atheist is born?
Demon: Well, you were right.
Satan: This is why I am charge. I am always right.
Demon (laughs) Won’t they be surprised when they die—first they see God and then us. If they had crap, they would be crapping their pants.
Satan and the Demon laugh.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Atheist before God


Atheist: I am sorry I did not believe in you.
God: I am sorry you did not believe in Me.
Atheist: What does this mean?
God: It means you broke My heart.
Atheist: I did not know.
God: I gave you many opportunities to know Me, but instead, you mocked Me to your friends and anyone that would listen. You caused many vulnerable people to stumble and deny Me.
Atheist: I am so sorry.
God: I love you son, but I am a just God and must give a just verdict. You denied Me and now I am must deny you.
Atheist: Does that mean I am going to hell?
God (with tears in His eyes): Yes, son.
Atheist in hell: I am so scared.
Satan: Another fool, put him near Ayn Rand and Carl Sagan.

Atheist facing God


Atheist (crying): I didn’t think you existed. Where were you when I was being raped by my stepfather?

God (tears in His eyes): I was there daughter.

Atheist: Then, why didn’t you help me? You were supposed to be all powerful and all knowing….

God: I bounded myself to allowing mankind to have freewill. Men and women have the decision to accept me or commit evil. In between those two decisions—great evil is committed by my sons and daughters. But, once the evil is committed, I judge. Your stepfather was judged and is in hell for eternity for the sin he committed against you my daughter.

Atheist: But, God, I have sinned by denying you. Am I going to hell?

God (sad expression): Yes, my daughter. I gave you many chances to come to my son Jesus Christ. I gave you 1,789 chances—more than most because I knew your pain, but you still denied me and made fun of those who believed in me. You followed men like Dawkins and others….you mocked me. 89 people are in hell because you influenced them.

Atheist: I did not know.

God: Daughter, your sin exceeded the sin committed against you. Please turn away from me. I love you and will miss you.

Satan: You’re going in the pit of darkness. Never will you see light again or hear another.

Satan's Message to Non-Believers

Satan: Hi kids. This is your leader. I know you do not believe in me, but I believe in you. I want to thank you for telling everyone that God does not exist---that helps me tremendously because God sends souls down to me almost immediately for that offense. Also, thank you for tattooing your bodies---God hates that too…..and oh, thanks for cheating on your spouses, committing same-sex acts, cross dressing, murder, rape, & sexual promiscuity. See you soon! I’ll keep the fire on for you.

Sinner's Prayer

Heavenly Father:
I come to you in prayer asking for the forgiveness of
my Sins. I confess with my mouth and believe with my
heart that Jesus is your Son, And that he died on the
Cross at Calvary that I might be forgiven and have
Eternal Life in the Kingdom of Heaven. Father, I believe
that Jesus rose from the dead and I ask you right now
to come in to my life and be my personal Lord and
Savior. I repent of my Sins and will Worship you all the
day's of my Life!. Because your word is truth, I confess
with my mouth that I am Born Again and Cleansed
by the Blood of Jesus! In Jesus Name, Amen.